Smart Bathroom · a diagnostics concept

The healthiest room in the house.

Every morning the body leaves its chemistry in the bathroom: breath at the mirror, urine in the toilet, saliva in the rinse, skin on the razor. Our two platforms, mid-infrared spectroscopy for molecules in gas and Intelligent Material crystals for proteins in liquid, could read them quietly every day. A drop of blood only when it's needed.

Concept and research program. Not a medical device, not cleared for diagnosis.

Tap a numbergas to spectroscopy liquid to crystal cartridge
6sampling points in one room
5 of 6need no needle at all
2platforms: mid-IR spectroscopy and crystal immunoassay
1refillable cartridge with a dedicated crystal for each antibody

Two platforms, one room

Molecules in the air. Proteins in the liquid.

Nothing in the bathroom has to be a laboratory. Gas goes to one sealed analyzer under the counter. Liquid goes into small refillable cartridges. Between them they cover the small molecules you breathe out and the proteins and hormones you can only catch with an antibody.

SpectroscopyMid-infrared · gas phase

A laser that counts molecules.

Quantum and interband cascade lasers tune across the mid-infrared fingerprint region, where each gas absorbs at its own wavelengths. A folded multipass cell gives the beam meters of path in a shoebox, and an infrared detector reads how much light each molecule took.

CO₂ and its isotopesAcetoneAmmoniaMethaneCarbon monoxideNitric oxide
Medical spectroscopy →
Intelligent MaterialCrystal immunoassay · liquid phase

A crystal on every antibody.

Each antibody carries its own rare-earth crystal. The reader shines invisible 980 nm light; only the crystals answer, in their own colors. Nothing else in urine, saliva or plastic turns 980 nm light into visible light, so the background stays dark and several targets can be read on one strip.

HormonesInflammation proteinsKidney markersMetabolic markersStress markers
Crystal lateral flow →

Six stations

Wherever the body leaves a sample.

Each station collects what is already there, sends it to the platform that can read it, and adds one point to a personal trend line. Pick a station.

Could read
Status

The smart toilet, in depth

The hardest sample. The clearest reading.

Urine and stool are cloudy, colored and full of things that glow by themselves, which is why camera and color-strip toilets miss so much. Infrared in, visible light out: our crystals read straight through the murk. Four automatic steps turn an ordinary flush into a data point.

Normal flushing is untouched when the system is idle.
1
Selective captureA diverter in the bowl, under the rim or in-line takes a sample when you ask, on a schedule or on an event.
2
ConditioningBuffered saline, surfactants and stabilizers dilute what interferes; a vortex chamber mixes it evenly.
3
Crystal immunoassaySandwich tests for proteins, competitive tests for small molecules, read under near-infrared light.
4
Your own baselineThe trend is measured against you, not a population average, with a flag when it departs.
UrineSandwich · competitive
  • Kidney wellness markers
  • Metabolic wellness markers
  • Baseline immune indicators
  • Hormone-class markers
  • Exposure-related small molecules
StoolSandwich · competitive
  • Inflammatory gut markers
  • Immune response proteins
  • Microbial activity indicators
  • Bile-acid-class indicators
  • Exposure-class haptens
Why crystalsvs. ordinary optical sensors
OpticalCrystal
Chemical specificitylow●
Cloudy, colored samplespoor●
No background glowno●
Measured amountspartial●

The analytical razor

Every shave leaves a record. We stop rinsing it away.

A razor touches skin, hair and the air around you almost every day, and its residue builds a daily log of biology and exposure. A small dock cleans and hones the blade, keeps the residue it removes, and reads it two ways: a light-based fingerprint for chemical classes, and crystal immunoassays for specific markers.

Push one button: insert, clean and hone, capture, screen, confirm, trend.
A
Optical fingerprintHeadspace spectroscopy for vapors and ATR for oils and solids screen broad chemical classes with no reagents.
B
Crystal immunoassayCompetitive tests for solvent, combustion and pesticide motifs; sandwich tests for skin inflammation markers.
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A better shave tooJets, ultrasound and wipers clear the edge; stropping guides restore alignment without grinding it away.
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Work and homeResidue after a shift reveals workplace exposure; repeated harsh cleaners and fragrances show up from the bathroom itself.

Afloat · the smart head

One reader for a whole crew. Every head a sensor.

On a warship the bathroom becomes part of force health protection. The heads watch hydration, kidney stress and exposure for every sailor every day; razors in berthing log what the crew breathed and touched on duty. Everything reports to the same crystal reader in sick bay that also tests the water, the galley and the air.

Daily, without effort

Hydration and heat stress on long watches, kidney strain, and exposure to fuel, solvents and combustion products, sailor by sailor.

After an event

The same cartridges triage the crew for chemical, biological and radiation exposure in sick bay, from a finger-prick.

Defense partners: see the whole ship →

Concept. Trend awareness and exposure screening, not a medical diagnosis; confirmation happens on the reader in sick bay.

The refillable cartridge

One crystal per antibody. Swap the pack, keep the reader.

A reusable housing holds the microfluidics and the optics window. A small refill pack carries the dried crystal–antibody pairs, the capture lines and a calibrator. Each pack carries an invisible crystal code with its lot calibration, so the reader knows exactly what was loaded and rejects copies.

SampleUrine
PackGenuine

Example panels. Values on the reader are illustrative, not data.

Reusable

Housing and microfluidics

Molded channels, a metering chamber of fixed volume and a clear optical window. Cleaned in place or replaced only occasionally.

Refill

Crystal–antibody pack

Dried conjugates, capture lines, control and calibrator. One color of crystal for each antibody, so two targets can share a spot.

Identity

Invisible lot code

The same crystal technology that authenticates banknotes marks every pack: lot, expiry and calibration curve, unreadable to the eye.

Calibration microfluidics

Every run checks itself against a known answer.

Home readings drift: temperature, humidity, an ageing light source, a slightly different drop. So every cartridge runs a calibration lane next to the sample, with a known amount of the same target on the same crystal. The reader reports the sample relative to that known answer. The gas analyzer does the same with room air and a sealed reference cell.

Reported value–
Error–

Simple ratio model: the drift scales the sample and the calibrator alike, so the ratio cancels it.

A morning, measured

Under five minutes. Nothing new to do.

The point is not one dramatic test. It is many quiet measurements of the same person, so that a change from your own baseline stands out long before it would on a once-a-year visit.

7:02Spectroscopy

Breathe at the mirror

Ten seconds into the port while the lights come on.

7:03SpectroscopyCrystal

Use the toilet

The sampler takes a few drops and a little headspace gas.

7:06Crystal

Rinse after brushing

Fifteen seconds, then spit into the sampler cup.

7:10Crystal

Rinse the razor

The sink keeps the first rinse for the cartridge.

7:12Trend

One quiet number

Normal days say nothing. A change from your own baseline gets a gentle note, and a suggestion to see a clinician.

SundayCrystal

One drop of blood

A weekly or monthly panel, or when a trend asks for it.

Privacy and honesty

Your data stays in the room unless you send it.

A bathroom is the most private room in the house. The concept is designed around that.

On-device analysis

Spectra and line intensities become numbers inside the analyzer. No images, no sound, no raw samples leave the room.

You hold the key

Results are encrypted and shared only with people you choose, such as your clinician.

Trends, not diagnoses

The system flags changes from your own baseline and points to a clinician. Diagnosis stays with medicine.

Validated step by step

Each station has to prove itself in clinical studies before any health claim is made.

Where each piece stands

Exists

IMS mid-infrared gas analyzers with ppb-level sensitivity. Crystal-labelled lateral-flow assays. Clinical breath tests such as exhaled nitric oxide and the urea breath test.

Research

Home breath and toilet sampling, oral-rinse immunoassays, multiplex crystal cartridges with calibration lanes.

Exploratory

Razor-rinse residue: whether it carries useful, repeatable signals is an open research question.

Smart Bathroom

Looking for partners to build the healthiest room.

Fixture makers, diagnostics companies, clinical researchers and insurers: tell us which station matters most to you.